It’s Monday morning. You still have no pants on.
Dreaming up tricks you’ll never land,
Spent all night cuddled up to a deck that feels more like home than your own bed.
Chasing that perfect setup like it’s the Holy Grail.
Sleep only came after “Uncontrollable Urge” looped a thousand times.
Skateboard bowl, laybacks, handplants on your mind.
Your terrible twos never ended.
Quarter-life crisis? Oh, you’re just warming up.
Mid-life crisis? That’s your default setting.
Friends tell you it’s time to quit, but the wooden toy’s got a grip on you,
And Nightwood won’t let go.
We got you covered!
Nightwood Skateboards is here to keep the dream alive!
Put your kids to bed, kiss your partner goodbye, crack open a cold one.
It’s time to grind! Hit up the worst park in town,
Yell at scooter kids stealing your lines,
Rage at the fact there’s zero coping.
Feel your back seize up after 20 minutes,
And realize your six-pack is still chillin’ at the bus stop.
It’s the perfect session.
Don’t forget the muscle cream, champ.
Nightwood’s got your back—literally.
Time to go full bionic!
Support your local weirdo! Support Nightwood Skateboards!
Our latest model is here, and we need YOU to shred it.
No need to resist the urge.
Steal some loose change from mom’s purse,
Come buy our stuff!
Ibuprofen and Paracetamol not included.